Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 14, 2012

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    el8  over 12 years ago

    no time for that

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    You thought there was nothing left to say? Well, watch this!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Maybe I should say something else, just in case.I mean, I want to be sure we cover the whole works,

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    x_Tech  over 12 years ago

    Let’s all give him a hand. That is, if he can face us now he’s all wound up.

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    jreckard  over 12 years ago

    ,,, he said off-handedly.

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    dmdip  over 12 years ago

    Where’s the waitress with the hourglass figure?

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    Mongo  over 12 years ago

    Even if he doesn’t want seconds, time will still march on.

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    boff0  over 12 years ago

    It’s about time!!!

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    jreckard  over 12 years ago

    Mr. Thomas is glad for the offer, because he can now save face. (His friends call him Seth.)

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago

    No more coffee, he’s 2 10s already . . . ☻

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    60, please.

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    imbaldeagle  over 12 years ago

    Do you have Seconds To Go here?

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    jcm1655  over 12 years ago

    Now this is FUNNY,

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I want more than seconds.do you have some years?

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    POPPA1956  over 12 years ago

    “Thank, no. Just passing the time,”

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Don’t do it! It’ll be cheaper used…at a second hand store.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    “Come on, give it up, folks! Let’s give ’em a really big ..” …line please…….

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 12 years ago

    He’s looking pretty round, maybe he should skip the seconds.

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    konradh  over 12 years ago

    I am freaked out imaging the pocket he came from.

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    konradh  over 12 years ago

    But no one said anything about eating with his hands, being ticked off, springing up, being dialed in, or whatever. I thought your goal was to record every possible pun.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 12 years ago

    Better not take too long to get what he wants. You know what they say: “Time waits for no man”! LOL. SOMEBODY STOP ME!

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    debuggingdevice  over 12 years ago

    “No SECONDS for me, I have to WATCH my figure! My mother has been on my CASE and I am all WOUND UP about it!!!”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Konrad, that’s crazy tock.

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    Andrew Capp  over 12 years ago

    The servings are ‘minute’.

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    comiclovah  over 11 years ago

    Hes already got enough seconds thank you

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