Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 14, 2012

no time for that

You thought there was nothing left to say? Well, watch this!

Maybe I should say something else, just in case.I mean, I want to be sure we cover the whole works,

Let’s all give him a hand. That is, if he can face us now he’s all wound up.

,,, he said off-handedly.

Where’s the waitress with the hourglass figure?

Even if he doesn’t want seconds, time will still march on.

It’s about time!!!

Mr. Thomas is glad for the offer, because he can now save face. (His friends call him Seth.)

No more coffee, he’s 2 10s already . . . ☻

60, please.

Do you have Seconds To Go here?

Now this is FUNNY,

I want more than seconds.do you have some years?

“Thank, no. Just passing the time,”

Don’t do it! It’ll be cheaper used…at a second hand store.

“Come on, give it up, folks! Let’s give ’em a really big ..” …line please…….

He’s looking pretty round, maybe he should skip the seconds.

I am freaked out imaging the pocket he came from.

But no one said anything about eating with his hands, being ticked off, springing up, being dialed in, or whatever. I thought your goal was to record every possible pun.

Better not take too long to get what he wants. You know what they say: “Time waits for no man”! LOL. SOMEBODY STOP ME!

“No SECONDS for me, I have to WATCH my figure! My mother has been on my CASE and I am all WOUND UP about it!!!”

Konrad, that’s crazy tock.

The servings are ‘minute’.

Hes already got enough seconds thank you