Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 14, 2012

Frazz had a peanuts reference too, wonder if it is someones birthday or something

The jokes he tells aren’t suitable for your mother.

Don’t have a beer with him — when he says "Here’s mud in yer eye, " he means it.

But at least, everything’s dirt cheap.

He’s a real down-to-earth kind of guy, but I’m not too sure I like what he uses for coffee grounds.

I always wondered what happened to Pig Pen.

They aren’t kidding when they say eat dirt cheap.

“Kiss my grit!”

I hear the effluvium pie is to die for. BYO mask.

Can I get a dirty martini with my dirty rice?!? . . . . ☻

Does Pig-Pen serve clay pigeons? (Yes, reduced to that…then again, yesterday I was reduced to making a Antigone joke………..)

So that’s what happened to Pig-Pen after he left Peanuts.

I believe this is the first time I have ever seen Pig Pen smile. Of course I would not have much to smile about if I attracted dirt that way. It’s enough work making sure there are no offensive odors about.

@ Number SixI was there for that Dagwood/ Andy thing, and it gave me the vapors to be exposed to all that controversy……….