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Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 12, 2012
August 11, 2012
August 13, 2012
Transcript:
Man 1: I'd like to return these 2 personal pan pizzas. Pizza: Your pants are too tight, chump! Ever heard of mouthwash? Your ma never loved you! Man 2: I'm sorry, I thought you ordered the "too personal" pan pizza.
And sir…. please…. let me offer you some of these bread sticks…. they’re complimentary.
Hope you don’t mind that they’re very cheesy.