Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 11, 2012

Same to you, bub.

I don’t get it…

Maybe he said “Scotch, broom”… scotch broom is a weed around here….that might be too contrived.

To unlock a strong hope, you need a wish key.(groan)

Maybe it sounded like he said “Whispy”

Do miners deep in a mine drink Coal Porter?

Haven’t you guys ever heard of a whisk broom before? It’s a handle-less broom. For any other broom that would be an insult.

If he goes into a bar and starts having a conversation with a broom, I don’t think he NEEDS any more whiskey.

Mahagonny! TWO of you know it! Hooray!(Oh, Moon of Alabammy)