Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 20, 2013

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Hey…. he’d better put a lid on it, and toe the line.

    His honey is put off by his jarring accusations. After all, the bear might be sweet on her, but he won’t be taking her home cos he’s already stuffed.And that heel doesn’t deserve her either…. what a sticky situation.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Brewvity on tap!

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    ShortStraw  almost 12 years ago

    So this is what TED did when he couldn’t get a sequel

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    jreckard  almost 12 years ago

    Beerenstain bear is found out.

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    emptc12  almost 12 years ago

    Must be communicating through telepathy. Do boots of that type have tongues?.And a martini with a beer chaser? How effete!

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    jreckard  almost 12 years ago

    You’re just a tease.

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    emptc12  almost 12 years ago

    Oops! I’m used to seeing similar small outrages from the Yuppies on “Check, Please!”

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    imbaldeagle  almost 12 years ago

    Bear left ahead.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 12 years ago

    Don’t hurt the bears!

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    Digital Frog  almost 12 years ago

    Why do bees buzz?You would too if someone stole your honey and necked her.

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    Perkycat  almost 12 years ago

    Brewvity is a little strong – can only be taken in small daily doses. Honey Porter is sweet and slides down easy.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Oh bother.Someone had to say it.

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    konradh  almost 12 years ago

    Can someone explain?

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 12 years ago

    It appears to be a bear of very little brain. Perhaps he should’ve met his honey at Pooh Corner? Although the boot does appear to be made for walking, so likely he would head over there (by way of Boot Hill) and catch them in the act, just the same!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    This boot’s made for walking and that’s just what it’ll do.

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    iced tea  almost 12 years ago

    The bear can turn that boot into a jigsaw puzzle with a couple pieces missing.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 12 years ago

    @Konrad

    How often you miss taking your fish pills in the morning? You know fish is brain food! Oh, I’m sorry, l forgot who I’m posting to! LOL.

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    RetFor  almost 12 years ago

    oh, shoo, you…

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