Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 08, 2013

Hey, leave my @#%$! collection alone!

Nothing sinister about it…. it’s all fake, anyway. The real stuff is very rare in comics.

Meanwhile….. how can you have a “cache” of theft?

Yeah yeah…. I know it’s a play on identity theft… but you can’t have a cache of that either….

A cache of stolen IDs, yes, stolen identities…. well, maybe.

This could be “a cache of stolen fake obscenities” I suppose.

I was working on the plumbing at the house over the weekend, I’m pretty sure I said that word on the bottom shelf a time or two.

Mmmmmmmmm………@#%$!……….

Son-of-a-$%#**. There's my #^%%&.

In a related story, they finally caught that rogue psychiatrist, the ring leader in the id entity theft ring.

When the nefarious felon is finally found, the fool will appear in court before the Beetle Bailiff. Fortunately there is still a full supply of fulsome f-words.

t6hey aren’t stolen, they just stumbled into my workshop.

Sergeant Snorkel, we’ve found your cuss collection!

The whole bottom row are my favorites.

Now officers, I very much like it if you would take a visit overto Doonesbury , Prickly City , Endtown.

Beer wuz…. Of course!I mean, the idea does… I was just ragging on the strange grammar…but yeah…. when it comes down to it…anything for a joke!Ironhand….REALLY??

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