Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 10, 2013

I knew a guy that drove a Toyota…I kept asking him when he was going to get a Realota…..

chireef, ironically, when I didn’t know the language better, I used to pronounce that word fox….

Thought he would do it to the Xbox One, but that would be too much product placement :)

I had a friend who made that joke about a real ota or a full size ota every time he saw our heard about a Toyota… After awhile I wanted to bash him with a toy mallet… or a real mallet.. or a full size one. He also wondered why I washed my hair with fake poo, And why people drank fake pain…I started to understand people who don’t like puns..

Oh yeah… And he’d pick up the toothpaste and ask whether my teeth were falling out.

I actually thought it was funny the first time. The second and fifteenth time… not so much.

The tag line for Highlander II – “There should have only been one”

Nah! “Only one, there can be.”

He is indelible. Made in a factory in Germany 40 years ago. He is not alone. There are others like him, some plain, some fluorescent. For decades he has battled the forces of darkness, with cartridge paper his only refuge. He cannot dry, unless you take his cap, and with it his ink. In the end there can be only one. He is Stabilo Boss, the Highlighter.

http://search.aol.com/aol/search?enabled_terms=&s_it=comsearch51&q=green+toy+yoda+lawsuit

The caption should be “Only one can there be.”

Toothpaste: invented in Alabama because anywhere else it would have been called “teethpaste”. Ba-dum-bump!

hahahaahahaaa

GR63, that’s funny and sad….

Only one, can there be.

I love Toyota’s sports package on their pickups: TRD. as in “Hey, that guy drives a Toyota turd!”

Ever notice that “a toyota” spelled backward is still “a toyota”?

A blue lightsaber?