Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 13, 2013

Good one.

The honorable Judge, Gandolf the White will preside

The defendants story doesn’t ring true. The prosecution is going to try for a mordor conviction.

Don’t make a Hobbit of this kind of humour.

You had better watch out, Dan. Punning can be hobbit forming.

Gandalf will give the crowd a Gimli stare……I wonder what the crime is, possibly dismemberment? Did they find the leg o’ lass?

Prettty good. But if he pounds that gavel any harder, my head is going to be pretty Thorin a few minutes.

I hope they don’t make a hobbit of this

That gavel is his PRECIOUS! Don’t mess with it!

LOVED THOSE MOVIES!