Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 14, 2013

True story: I was visiting my Dad, a very picky meat and potatoes, no vegetables, kind of guy, when we saw the book in a store window….And he said…“Well what the h*** is queeky? "

I told some friends…. and of course, for years, we called it “queeky”.

My mother called it scrambled egg pie.

Bet that guy is pretty cheesed off now.

So she gave him the quiche of death?!? . . . ☻

It’s a car dealer. He had understood he would get cash back, not quiche. The gal being named Lorraine is just a bonus gag.

There’s a dish called Quiche Lorraine and her name plate says Lorraine.

I love that her name is Lorraine as well.

Ha!

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