Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 08, 2014

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    Allen Rymer  almost 11 years ago

    yep. And you can only have a half life, so tonight will be a bummer no matter what

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Now there’s something we should have been shielded from….

    Yikes….

    We need a distraction…. anybody got his radio active?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    BTW, if he’s depleted.. he must have started with a huge mass…..

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    buick322  almost 11 years ago

    Balderdash!! He looks well fed and still “undepleted” [so far] [;-)

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    emptc12  almost 11 years ago

    Background music: “I wish you all could see ‘Californium’ girls …”

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    popomatic  almost 11 years ago

    Bully nerds are the worst kind of nerds. They will cut you down to the molecule.

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    feralglance  almost 11 years ago

    Rude, but the joke is clever!

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 11 years ago

    Wouldn’t that burn your Bunsen? Maybe a hip flask would come in handy (or even a nerd flask……) Always remember that half a life is better than none! And all of them could probably do with getting the lead out. I could keep going, but I don’t want to be sent into orbit.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    You too, Thirty-five?No, Thirty-eight.

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    ant  almost 11 years ago

    Cartman?

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    katzenbooks45  almost 11 years ago

    YOLOH.

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    SunflowerGirl100  almost 11 years ago

    Night-Gaunt, So you’re saying he could be a really hot guy?

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Decades ago I dealt with large amounts of uranium, both depleted and enriched, Remembering our safety rules I have to wonder what hazards there are to our guys with uranium splattered all over an enemy tank they’re searching.

    (BTW, a submarine hull rupturing at extreme depth compresses the remaining air and incinerates the crew. But you’re dead already by that time.)

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    SkyFisher  almost 11 years ago

    What’s the guy in green supposed to be?

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