Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 03, 2014

Just as well – sometimes, he feels like he’s being attacked by a sharp clause… – And everything has been giving him a slight pause , lately….

Better than a full stop.

We’re going to take a look at your colon. And I won’t take no for an answer, period!

The doc is full of surprises.

Annual!?!

Good one, Dan. I never thought onomatopoeia was an example of onomatopoeia until now.So, is this a fear of yours? Getting up there in age, huh?(I’m 46 and NOT looking forward to any colonoscopy – semi or otherwise.)

Does that mean they only go half-way up?

He exclaimed… .That doctor’s just overly excited. That’s not a semicolon. That’s a comma with her period. I’d get a second opinion from Dr. ? He questions everything. Anyway, get her out of there so the next patient doesn’t have to wait. He’s the noted author, ©. He’s here with his agent, %.

Laughing at all the comments on this one.

Ow ow oooowwww!!

Bummer…