Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 19, 2014

Not only does he duck out, he takes over the whole typing pool…

I’m sure there’ll be a big flap about it from upper managment.

They want him to only use it in off-beak hours, or they’ll bill him for the time.

That’s one ugly duckling.

Maybe he’s working on his swan song.

Now that was something I did not need, Alexikakos!

What’s the problem? He seems just ducky to me.