Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 03, 2015

I guess he’s trying out for a spot on the endangered species list.

At least there’ll be no charge for his performances.

That rhino’s plastered.

Fortunately he did not charge them for the jokes.

Is a punning hippo a pippo?

Guess the rhino would be upset to find out that on reserves they knock out the rhino and cut off the horn with a chainsaw. That way poachers don’t want to kill the rhino for the horn. Wonder if he has a pun for that?

@miscreant1Little Jack Hornless?

Someone should get on the horn about him.

He’s not an amateur biscus. He’s a probiscus.

Rhinos pun ????

So why are they so desirous to the poachers?

Not sure poaching is fitting comic material. Poaching is as out of place in the comics as Andrew Dice Clay reciting his version of a child’s poem.

Rekam…. mostly to grind up and use in traditional Asian medicine. Most countries have tried to stop the practice, but the black market thrives. In some places powdered rhino horn is worth add much as diamonds, by weight. Hard to stop that trade, even though the medical uses have been thoroughly debunked.

SusanSunshine: And chemically would be indistinguishable from ground up toenails or barber shop sweepings.