Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 31, 2015

They took a real RISK to maintain their MONOPOLY on crime.

Well, it’s not as if Parker Brothers has a monopoly on board games….

I think the crime was committed by the butler in the parlour with an axe. (The axe was to break the window.)

Any pursuit at this point would be trivial.

Pretty thinly veiled there, zippycats. Maybe you should restrict your social and cultural assessments and opinions to what you seem to know best – cats, who truly don’t need suntan lotion or know their fathers . . .

I didn’t think they’d work on their donut breaks.

Guess there won’t be a Family Game Night at someone’s house this evening.

It’s cool that Dan gave the detective a yellow trench coat and fedora, and a red-and-black striped tie. He probably shops at the same men’s store as Dick Tracy!

Monopoly: The greatest public domain rip-off in the history of copyright law!

It’s a perfect crime. Sorry! Not Sorry!

Have they questioned Wil Wheaton?