Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 31, 2015

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    Fantom Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    They took a real RISK to maintain their MONOPOLY on crime.

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    Well, it’s not as if Parker Brothers has a monopoly on board games….

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    SunflowerGirl100  almost 10 years ago

    I think the crime was committed by the butler in the parlour with an axe. (The axe was to break the window.)

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    PICTO  almost 10 years ago

    Any pursuit at this point would be trivial.

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    Raider Red Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Pretty thinly veiled there, zippycats. Maybe you should restrict your social and cultural assessments and opinions to what you seem to know best – cats, who truly don’t need suntan lotion or know their fathers . . .

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    GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I didn’t think they’d work on their donut breaks.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 10 years ago

    Guess there won’t be a Family Game Night at someone’s house this evening.

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    Ken in Ohio  almost 10 years ago

    It’s cool that Dan gave the detective a yellow trench coat and fedora, and a red-and-black striped tie. He probably shops at the same men’s store as Dick Tracy!

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    K M  almost 10 years ago

    Monopoly: The greatest public domain rip-off in the history of copyright law!

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    Piksea Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    It’s a perfect crime. Sorry! Not Sorry!

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    amaneaux  over 5 years ago

    Have they questioned Wil Wheaton?

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