Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 24, 2015

Meet singles in your area..Child stars that died in weird ways….Celebrities born by Caesarean Section…

As per yesterday….My dad used to sell advertising time on TV and radio. Sometime he would participate in the making of the commercial…Give ideas…My favorite was for a beef warehouse or something…Yup you guessed folks. it was “Daily’s beef. Never a bum steer..” More proof the fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree..Thanks dad! On top of that my mom channeled Chico Marx…

Varnes…. I sympathise…. sigh….

I saw some clickbait earlier today, when googling something else…It said something like “Your Favorite Stars Then and Now”..so I peeked…c’mon, you do too….

It started with something like “page 42 out of 67” (what were the first 41 titled?)and I clicked through maybe half a dozen….

First off… the “then” pics I saw were taken between 2000 and 2009…

I know I’m old…. but 2009??!

The so-called stars looked exactly the same waaay back then as they do now…and there was not one of them I’d ever seen or heard of.

Hello, I am being a Nigerian prince. I need that you send me all your financial records and passwords so I can make you a millionaire. You don’t know me but trust me.

I do some of them and you have to click 10 times for each item and there are dozens of ads but it’s the price you pay for FREE!

Dan only had so much room for Click Bait, so he didn’t add the ubiquitous “Personal Trainers Hate Him!’”.

Why is closed sign on the inside?!?

“Mad Magazine” once did an article about the different types of fishing bait. I recall both “jailbait” and a “jailbait lure”……

Susan, yeah, I fall for click bait sometimes, some of them are actually kind of interesting, but the sites move so slowly it’s not fun…And I assume they are planting things in my computer…

iammu… that’s what I always point out to people too…especially little kids if they ask about the sign…. “Sorry, we can’t leave now…. the outdoors is closed…”

LOL….