Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 30, 2016

As you’re driving down the road and you see…

Pedestrian

 Crossing

  Ahead

 Yield

   For

  Peds

 Caution

Pedestrian

 Crossing

Pedestrians

   May Be

   Armed

Little is right.

I’ve seen signs of that in his earlier work.

BTW… Perkycat, Godfrey, Gammaguy…..

replied to you all later yesterday……

so to speak.

Not as bad as the sign we saw that said, “Slow children on road with no shoulders”. My wife was alarmed at their lack of alacrity, but I found it disarming.

How’s he going to fasten it up?

Dip ahead

Pastis strikes again!

I don’t think it’s ok to call children names.

@MissScarlet

It’s even ruder to point out that the dip in the road is a DIP! (Why dips cross the road baffles even the chickens……..)

@SusanSunshine

I checked back later and noticed you really got on a roll! Made laugh more than probably anything else yesterday, comic strips or anything else.

Dang" Slow "children always following the chickens !

Still my favorite is this pair of signs on a road through a town park… one-way, so you have to come upon them in this order:

.

Children Playing

15 mph

.

Slow Children Playing

10 mph

You realize that the slower the children, the fewer points you win.

Goodfrey…. very kind!

And gammaguy…. you’re quite welcome….

but I’m not sure what for…..

I didn’t do anything particularly “thankable” ….

except, maybe, make more so-called “jokes” that are usually “booed” not “thank-you-ed.”

LOL