Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 25, 2017

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    Superfrog  almost 8 years ago

    He used to be a lock pick but he’s really cut out for this.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Yeah, he fits right in…

    The rest of us would think it was the pits.

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  almost 8 years ago

    A man who digs for coal for a living was hit by a falling piano. what Key was the piano in when it fell?

    A flat minor.

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    Qiset  almost 8 years ago

    If you don’t know the words just hum

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    W͛h͛i͛z͛z͛e͛r͛P͛u͛p͛  almost 8 years ago

    I thought, child labor was illegal…

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    Just a skeleton of himself.

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    Jeff0811  almost 8 years ago

    With a falling piano it’s C sharp or B flat.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 8 years ago

    There’s room here for a “meineke” pun, but I’m not going to touch it with a ten foot coal…….

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