Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 04, 2017

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Either give that student a reading comprehension test or an eye test. That official doesn’t look like a priest.

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    Jeff0811  about 7 years ago

    Go to the football field, throw two hail marys, and light a candle, your, shall we say, indescretions, are forgiven.

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    jreckard  about 7 years ago

    That official is thinking he admitted one too many students.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Well, the college seal   will be clapping his flippers, after hearing that last admission.

    He’s been waiting three years to find out who did it.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 7 years ago

    The school seal was probably doing the same thing: I hear he drinks like a fish!

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    Arianne  about 7 years ago

    Is that the Gocomics logo on that mug? The gentleman a likeness of one of the “overlords”?

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    I’m hearing the Elton John song: So tell me, grey seal, how does it feel…

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    InColorado  about 7 years ago

    That isn’t a confessional and he isn’t Father Francis.

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    stepham  about 7 years ago

    To this day, I admit to nothing!

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