Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 20, 2017

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Hey!

    I know the rumor is that he uses them because they’re performance-enhancing….

    But Mentos are still perfectly legal, and sold over-the-counter.

    Maybe he just likes the way they taste.

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    darth_geekboy  about 7 years ago

    big FLAW in that speculation. the mentos would have left him half full.

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    Arianne  about 7 years ago

    I hope he had a lot. When he’s older and reminiscing, it might be nice to have some mo’ mentos from this victory.

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    t jacobs  about 7 years ago

    You think Mentos are cool? Try feeding Alka-Seltzer to a Seagull!

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    chris_weaver  about 7 years ago

    Surely, being full of Coke has nothing to do with it!

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    CYGNUS X1  about 7 years ago

    Funny? He doesn’t look foamy!

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    shipl14  about 7 years ago

    Just keep a lid on it

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