Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 27, 2018

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Believe me, if you take an ocean to leave your mooring, they’ll keel you!

    Not just another stern lecture… no getting off with a wave of the hand…

    This time you’re really going out of your depth.

    No holds barred.. they’ll deck you.

     

    Becalm, stand by, have a glass of port…

    just sink about it, and do knot put yourself in deep peril.

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    whiteheron  almost 7 years ago

    if the depth of your keel is greater than the depth of the water, you are most assuredly aground.

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    Stevefk  almost 7 years ago

    If they do they’re going to lose a days pay and get docked!

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    jreckard  almost 7 years ago

    Water they planning?

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    hfergus Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I have a sinking feeling about this.

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    P51Strega  almost 7 years ago

    They’re in deep ship now. They are so naughtical.

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    Cerabooge  almost 7 years ago

    They’re in the Bay of Pundy.

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    Al Nala  almost 7 years ago

    Who else noted that neither is anchored or tied to the land?(Hey buddy! When the tide turns, lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.)

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    Perkycat  almost 7 years ago

    You all are really cruising today. Great puns by everyone !

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    oakie817  almost 7 years ago

    they hung me over the side once in the Navy….i painted a happy face on the side of he ship

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    whiteheron  almost 7 years ago

    they think they are too big to be paddled

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    whiteheron  almost 7 years ago

    they think they are too big to be paddled

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