Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 20, 2019

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    rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But plenty of chutzpah!

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    I think he’s saying that you’re in good health.

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    Or this one… “I know you have been renting a room here at my house, but I must ask you to leave”. The banner would read, Doctor without boarders.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Not a good time to be caught with your pants down.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Move whaaaaaaat?

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    theincrediblebulk  over 5 years ago

    well so long as this visit is free and you look after any injuries from moving your stuff I can do that for you

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    cheap_day_return  over 5 years ago

    “Oh, no need to worry about that. This hernia procedure is non-invasive. You can go to the gym tonight if you’d like! So whaddya think about helping me tomorrow?”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “I said yes, but I don’t feel right about it. I mean I hardly know the guy. That’s a big step in a male relationship. The biggest…” (Seinfeld)

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    Bargrove  over 5 years ago

    Our hospital had a Border’s Book Store until they went out of business. Hence Doctors without…..oh, I just can’t say it.

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