Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 10, 2019

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Only if I pour half your insides out.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Are you sure you want to cool off?

    Try sitting in the sauna… you could have a gas.

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    Oh, he’s been working to expand his vocabulary, icy.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Do you want to get cubed too?

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    Chithing Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Chill, dude. There’s no need to get frosty on us.

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    amxchester  over 5 years ago

    Smart water?

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    formathe  over 5 years ago

    Do it now. Soon to be banned in Canada.

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    NapoleonSolo1  over 5 years ago

    “I was sitting near the radiator and getting a little gassy.”

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    Al Nala  over 5 years ago

    DON’T do that!! You’ll pop your cap!!!

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    JaneCl  over 5 years ago

    I put a bottle 1/2 full in the freezer. Then fill it up and have ice water for quite a while.

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    If he’s too salty he’ll never chill.

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    gcarlson  over 5 years ago

    Bottles held up well when frozen by Chinese street vendors. We’d buy one frozen, one unfrozen, and as the one melted we’d add from the other. We did make sure to check the seals as some vendors were known to refill bottles with (undrinkable by non-locals) tap water.

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    It works if the bottle was designed to stretch. That’s why the big dimple in the side of U.S. milk jugs.

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