Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 06, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “No, I don’t know why I masking tape – I can get my cellophane-briated.”

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    eats, shoots, and leaves…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Gosh… the tape is on a roll…

    I wish he’d come off it, or things could get sticky.

     

    I know he’s just trying to unwind….

    But when he falls off the wagon, he always seems to get cut or something…

    and I find him in the dispenser-y.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Do you have any duck, tape?

    and before you correct me, google it.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Lol! Good one

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    donut reply  almost 5 years ago

    …and I just heard the song, “My Girl, Bill”.

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