Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 01, 2020

That was dumb.

OMG! They got unlicensed beer!

She’ll drink you under the table and dreaming.

Musical act for the DMV should be Tom-2 hour-Waits…

But the people are so much friendlier here!

Oy!

Have 5 beers, then go renew.

See the movie Zootopia for a classic view of the DMV (Hint, the clerks are sloths.)

If he made that kind of mistake, no license for him.

No wonder there was no line.

Yup. Just as friendly as the DMV – pretty much not wanting to serve you…

I’d rather be at the DMV that at a DMB concert. OH NO HE DID INT JUST SAY THAT!!!

I keep getting those CBD oils and CDB (Charlie Daniels Band) mixed up.

Once more two comics on the same topic. (Shoe) Cartoonists do collude.

I don’t get why there is so much hate on the DMV. Ours is just the opposite: friendly and fast. It’s been that way for more than a decade now.