Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 26, 2020

I just hate it when my sewer pipe grows polyps.

“Just how long is your endoscope, by the way?”

No problem, that will be $5000, in advance, if you please.

it stretches belief that a doctor would actually make a house call…

The doctor did too good a job on colon.

LOL! Mr. Schneider has flipped his lid!

He will still cost less than a plumber.

Well, just pour a dose of PEG3300 down the drain every hour for 6 hours.

Plumbing is plumbing…

And he’s holding a pipe wrench because… ??

And he went to a plummer for his prostate exam.

Roto Rooter?

So many Black (BIPoC) professionals deal with this kind of racist microaggression in real life, I don’t find this at all funny.

Say, did you by any chance bring that 50’ hose with the camera on the end?

This is going to cost him a buttload of money.