Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 09, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Better than Michael Skortin’.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Michael Jordon was the reason that baggy basketball shorts came into fashion. Jordon had a superstition that his University Of North Carolina basketball shorts were lucky and always wore the same pair of shorts. When he went pro the league said he had to wear his team’s shorts. He got around this by wearing a baggy pair of team shorts with his college shorts under his team shorts and since he was the most popular player of his day everyone wanted to be like him and started wearing baggy shorts.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 4 years ago

    Any shorter, and he’d be called Michael Jockin

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    jreckard  over 4 years ago

    That sky high thigh guy can fly!

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Love short shorts on women…..men, not so much.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Who wears jort jorts?

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    Boise Ed Premium Member over 4 years ago

    My friend Google tells me this means ‘a combination of the words “jean” and “shorts” used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficionados and men over 40.’

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    Space Man Spiff  over 4 years ago

    I’ve heard they are called nutters.

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