Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 27, 2020

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    eromlig  over 4 years ago

    You have to have a knack for it.

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    It helps to have a stable home environment…a wife and a couple of brats…

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    jpsomebody  over 4 years ago

    Did you hear about the German sausage maker that traded some of his wares for a seabird.He took a tern for the wurst.

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    General_Ledger  over 4 years ago

    The return of Jazz Hans.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    he really wants to do his wurst…

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 4 years ago

    I hope he opens near by, we have no Wursthäuser, only Schnitzelhallen.

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    jreckard  over 4 years ago

    I don’t think the banker wants to invest in pork bellies.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    That bad pun alone could get his loan denied!

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    Darryl Heine  over 4 years ago

    How wurst can it be?

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    He wants to get into a daily grind.

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    paul  over 4 years ago

    I think we have a weiner!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    This site should provide the LINK to success! No Really! I would not string you along…It’s an all Incased Deal!

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    “I never sausage an eager applicant here before”

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    moeric9  over 4 years ago

    Is his name Frank Furter?

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    gcarlson  over 4 years ago

    I forget which strips I’ve shared this with, from somebody on a 19th C. lit e-mail list I belonged to in the ’90s: One day a sea monster swam up the river to attack London, but was killed and made into sausages. Charles Dickens bought and ate one, and Willkie Collins asked him how it was. Dickens replied, “It was the beast of Thames, it was the wurst of Thames.”

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    It will all be very safe; we put a lot of money in-test-ine.

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