Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 05, 2020

But she might be able to pull the wool over their eyes.

Q: What do you call a llama that really likes sandwiches?

A: The Deli Llama.

She’s a rama lama lama llama ding dong.

LLINDA was told to LLIMIT her LLOOGIES!!!

“The one-l lama,

He’s a priest.

The two-l llama,

He’s a beast.

And I will bet

A silk pajama

There isn’t any

Three-l lllama.”

—Ogden Nash

She’s the spitting image of her mother, Llorena, who worked in woolens….

and sold Housewares.

Does a spit-roasted llama taste anything like a spit-roasted llamb?

(Alpaca my bags and leave, now.)

LLinda doesn’t have that problem anymore….she wears a mask now!

Bee’s gotta buzz …

Got to lay off the chewing tobacco.

She’s got some Llama-scuse, I’m sure.