Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 25, 2020

The alternative is half a dead mouse?

How about a hair ball

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Didn’t even rub it in catnip? It’s wet! Did you just play with it?

Does he have Sandy Claws?

At least you didn’t get the bird.

I’m sorry I read this. A flood of unpleasant Christmas memories just reappeared.

It’s really for me but oh well!

That’s not Sandy Claws??

I think I would like it, I’ve got too many live ones around.

“Like” it? On Facebook?

Remember when Motley the cat gave his “mother” Mrs. Wright a Mother’s Day present that had a couple of mice jump out when she opened it? LOL