Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 28, 2020

Looks more like he is a fourcaster.

What do you call a weather joke with a bad punchline?

An anti-climactic climatic joke.

Looks more like it was fourged

are his predictions cast in stone…?

He’s forging a relationship with his audience!

His qualifications and letters of recommendation were probably all forged.

Even his weather reports are all forgeries.

I’m not assuming there’s a cloud on his record…

but I’m just not chill with it.

Cast your fours to the wind.

Four is not odd.

He’s a fourforger.

A forgecaster.

I like that forecast. I like snow. I don’t like drought. (Not that nature cares what you or I think.)

OK, I give up…. why are the dates 14 19 and 26

You’ll have to temper’yer expectations.

Thor predicts thunder and lightning.

That is not a London pattern anvil.

When did they start hammering cast metals? That would just shatter it.

Not to pick nits, but that four looks more like a wrought four than a cast four.

Since he’s a weather fourcaster, shouldn’t there be a sunny four, a rainy four, etc …?

This is just a dumb strip today.