Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 14, 2021

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    It’s shear madness working here.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I hate it when my work is all cut out for me!

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    dcandmx  over 3 years ago

    Where is the Rock?

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    Lady loves a joke  over 3 years ago

    Just don’t cut any corners, and you’ll be alright.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s fun at first, but it gets dull after a while.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And don’t go running around the joint.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    “Hey, baby! Those legs go allll the way up, don’t they?”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    On a scissors kick, here.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If his work is already cut out, why do they need him?

    OH… he must be the owner’s son… he doesn’t have to do any work.

    He can concentrate on being, in quaint terms, a gay blade around the office.

     

    He does cut a fine figure…. but he’s certainly not the sharpest tool in the box.

    Just sits at his desk, crossing and uncrossing his legs, and rarely gets to he point.

    If you try to get him to work, he gets snippy.

    Fairly useless, but his father, whose looks he inherited, would come unhinged if they fired him.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    you can tell by looking at him he’ll just try to cut out of work early…

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    The staff are really a bunch of dolls.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    You can’t tell the cookie cutter staff apart.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Then I guess my work is done here.

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    Thinkingblade  over 3 years ago

    I think I would be worried about job security – after all if you are scissors and your work is already cut out for you what else do you have to do?

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    There’s always an office cut up.

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    Cerabooge  over 3 years ago

    Get to work, Ms Guillotine.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    The employees are having separation anxiety.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Just don’t run.

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