Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 31, 2022

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    C  over 2 years ago

    The real money is malt with beer

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    Superfrog  over 2 years ago

    Not even a rye smile?

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    Zykoic  over 2 years ago

    That’s rice.

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    theincrediblebulk  over 2 years ago

    The secret to success in growing grain is to plant Wheat you know, don’t Kamut on the Rye you don’t, and just Teff out the hard years.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  over 2 years ago

    John Barleycorn Must Die:

    https://youtu.be/93mv8LPtmro

    Steve Winwood and Traffic doing a thousand-year-old English folk song.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 2 years ago

    There’s not a grain of truth to anything he says!

    If you want it spelt out for you….

    He’s a cereal liar.

    He makes at yeast as much as anybody in town, but ryes to hide it, to not have to put in more dough for the fire district.

    His tractor is bran new…

    I found out he actually had 101 more acres of barley, but refused to millet locally… He told me nobody kneaded to know.

    What a lot of crust!

    His share would rise if everybody put the heat on.

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    RussHeim  over 2 years ago

    I think he spelt that wrong.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    He hungry for scorn flakes.

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    mokspr Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hey! The guy in the red shirt has a millet!

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    if he wants to make money he just has to wait ’til his grain turns gold…

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    tinstar  over 2 years ago

    He’ll come clean, eventually… just wheat for it.

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    azardoz  over 2 years ago

    The real secret to success is having the government pay you to NOT grow something.

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