Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 20, 2022

Go over there and sit next to Stephan, Dan.

He’s a real sweet and sour porker.

He was hungry so it was time to Chow, Mein.

That guy looks pretty dim… Sum body should tell him he’d better start using his noodle …

and think about his diet before he weighs won ton.

At least he better rice from the table, and go for a wok now and then.

he’s just chowing down

That was a pretty mein pun, Dan.

Big flat noodles can be Fun to Chow on.

A diet of strained puns.

Groan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“He’s a mein-iac, mein-iac on the floor, and he’s eating like he never ate before…”

Hey, somebody had to do it

the chef loves him – he’s his mein customer…