Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 03, 2023

They look like adders.

In some places, it is sometimes pie-thon.

That’s irrational!

I thought they were all programmers.

Is his first name Monty?

I misunderstood. I thought it was a Pi-athon to see how many decimal places they could calculate.

Appears a little late for Pi-day

They all look pi-eyed to me.

Isn’t his a couple of months late ?

They’re not just good at math, they’re talented computer programmers as well.

I wonder what language they code in. . .

The constrictors always hate going to the chalkBOArd.

Capital pun Mister Thompson!

Pie are round, cornbread are square.

In that case, they need a table of logs. (Old joke: Noah: “Go forth and multiply.” Two snakes: “We can’t multiply; we’re adders.” So Noah cut down a tree and made a table of logs for them. (Yes, it’s a Logarithm joke.)