Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 13, 2024

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    scote1379 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Gnomeaside ?

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    formathe  2 months ago

    Our gnome was only 5 when he lost his hand. The Shriners have not returned my call yet.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    The little guy’s lost in gnome-man’s land.

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    did you here about the gnome that went to the big city? now he’s a metro-gnome

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    amaneaux  2 months ago

    The factory is in Gnome, Alaska.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Get some Gorilla glue and fix it your elf.

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    waes-hael  2 months ago

    Couldn’t pay his gambling debts…

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    P51Strega  2 months ago

    “Garden statue?”

    Garden: “nope, it’s not me.”

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    Gnomebody gnows the trouble he’s seen…..

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    norphos  2 months ago

    Top class pun!

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    poor guy. to gnome was to love ’im…

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    constantine48  2 months ago

    I would shop at Gnome Depot!

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