Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 18, 2025

Normal, isn’t it? Happened to one of my Xmas presents. Fortunately all the biscuits inside were still ok and nothing fell out of the big rip/ slit in the side of the package.

Also very common around the holidays: opened and purely closed letters and packages with a handwritten adress on top- obviously written by an old person. Could be money in them, right?

Shouldn’t that say “Meh, who cares”?

And it WAS marked “Fragile”

This should have also been “EH-CIAL DELIVERY” delivered from North of the Border in Canada, eh?

From my experience, I would argue the delivery guy is wearing the wrong colors for this gag. Brown gives me exceptional service. It’s the team with purple on their uniforms that makes me feel meh.

United package smashers.

Ha! Thats happened to me 2 times….☹️☹️

Where’s Mr. McFeely when you need him?

Meh-cial Delivery: If you don’t care how or when your packages get delivered.

Probably made in Mehxico.