Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 13, 2009

Hey, at that size it can double as a stealth fighter. :)

Dirk Raider’s Death Ship II. Laughingstock of the Universe.

Hmmmm suddenly it’s all so clear— Dirk Raider is in actuality, the bastard son of Dirk Pitt! Explains a lot…

And it makes them less dependent on foreign antimatter.

Who would’ve guessed that Evil is environmentally conscious? I would’ve thought it wants to destroy Nature.

So, the auto companies are into making eco-friendly death ships?

Dirk should have checked FreeCreditReport.com. They are probably headed for the planet of old tourists wearing pirate T-shirts.

@algurka: Funny you should say that. Look up Revelation 9:1-11, if you will. I’ll just cite the verses underlining the environmentally friendly evil:

(Revelation 9:4 ESV) They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any green plant or any tree, but only those people who do not have the seal of God on their foreheads.

(Revelation 9:5 ESV) They were allowed to torment them for five months, but not to kill them, and their torment was like the torment of a scorpion when it stings someone.

(Revelation 9:6 ESV) And in those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them.

On the plus side, they can now pursue their enemies for a longer time before running out of dilithium crystals.

From a Death Star to an Ouchie Planetesimal.