Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 06, 2010

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 14 years ago

    That’s what they all say.

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    Let him down gently, Brewster…

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    rayannina  over 14 years ago

    I’ve found another tentacled monstrosity ….

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    Edcole1961  over 14 years ago

    The squid is obviously too clingy.

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    ejcapulet  over 14 years ago

    That’s a surprisingly accurate statement. The space station can’t be a squid, but the squid is indeed a squid.

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    Tell ‘im the station has an STD and watch ‘im vamoose.

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    zero  over 14 years ago

    23 Squidoo…

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    Ray_C  over 14 years ago

    “We just need our SPACE.”

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    Ray_C  over 14 years ago

    “We thought it was just a one-orbit stand.”

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    My mother says you’re not Kosher.

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    poolside  over 14 years ago

    Hey our space station is too busy for this right now, come back later when we can “planet.”

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    I still say send Winky out there and let the squid chase after his tasty young spleen. Then kill the blighter (the squid, not Winky) with the forward laser cannon.

    Oh…sorry…that strategy might actually make some sense. ;)

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    runar  over 14 years ago

    That may be a squid, but those are octopus tentacles.

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    buckleylover Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Everyone knows space squid are terribly sensitive. This is not going to go well.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    no , its not us it IS you, I’m sorry to bring this up , but I can’t deal with your premature ink ejectulation problem

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    ProfessorKid  over 14 years ago

    “But we can still be friends….”

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    gordrogb Premium Member over 14 years ago

    ProfessorKid: Friends without benefits.

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    Possum Pete  over 14 years ago

    Tell the squid you’re pregnant then see how fast it disappears!

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    captainedd  over 14 years ago

    All you have to do is change the frequency of the flux capacitor and the squid will be turned off…

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    fromage911  over 14 years ago

    My wife recommends that the space station should tell the squid that it has a headache.

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    Trebor39  over 14 years ago

    Brewster should tell the giant squid there’s a giant wormhole nearby just waiting for it to connect.

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    tsandl  over 14 years ago

    What is said: “Let’s just be friends.” What is heard: “I really like you as a person, but I find you excessively unattractive.”

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    What is meant (to the Space Squid): “Get out of here or become calamari.”

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    The squid will think he *is* an STD, and the station hasn’t had its Brewster shots.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    “I want to see other cephalopods.”

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