Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 11, 2012

Oh Cliff, you’re so, you’re so, I dunno what.

Is Winky a little shorter than he used to be?

Cue the donut people…

Stop playing with your food and just eat it!

good one

A large dairy animal approached Brewster’s table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips. “Good evening,” it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, “I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?” It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters into a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them. Its gaze was met by looks of startled bewilderment from – Winky and Pam, a resigned shrug from Brewster and naked hunger from Cliff. “Something off the shoulder perhaps?” suggested the animal. “Braised in a white wine sauce?”

Apologies to Adams, Douglas

Pam looks jealous. And Bilan, yes, Winky lost most of his money in yesterdays crash.

Brewster, better watch out for Mr. and Mrs. Ruth……..

Your food fighting you? Fight back fast with Tums!

One must play with ones food 1st. Or as we say in scout camp ‘’You cooked it; you eat it!’’

Dr. Mel had better have a BIG spoon.

Is that the Baby Ruth from the pool in the movie Caddyshack?

winky is just a hologram. He regenerates like that Kenny kid in the South Park every time you need a prat fall that wouldn’t faze Brewster. I believe his 3rd cousin is Mr. Bill.