Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 13, 2012

That’s the best weapon to defeat Dirk Raider!

This gives a whole new meaning to “In space no one can hear you scream”.

It’s a cheesy tune that we’ve learned to sing;We would rather do almost anything;We can’t wait to be doneAnd go out and have fun;It’s not music after all!IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!IT’S A CHEESY TUNE!(actual parody lyrics written by someone who worked some years prior at the Small World Pavilion – he started the parody with that, I added the next set, and together we created possibly the longest and probably the worst takeoff of this song of all time… well over a hundred verses before we ran out of ideas…)

Meanwhile, the version Dirk Raider’s crew is hearing isn’t even balanced metrically. It’s an error, after all… :P

Dirk’s crew will now be called the Space Pirates of the Carribbean.

He hopes Disney doesn’t find out “Dirk” is actually his middle name and his first name is really Donald.

Also:Mice wear pants but Ducks don’tSome dogs walk on two legs and talk, others don’tWoodland animals make excellent domesticsSeven “height challenged” men can live together without it being gay (perhaps)

What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit is this?Oh, that kind!

I am looking forward to the scene where Dirk is waiting in the deathstar’s Waldmart photo shop singing "Someday my prints will come . . . " . . ☻

DIRK: What do you mean, I’ve been added to some Pirates ride? Does that mean I’m going to be in the next movie?

Hostile Work Environment defined!

R.U. Sirius?… before you know it, Brewster will be Effin’ Goofy….

And with that tune, we get a true definition of evil.