Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 04, 2013

Cliff as ‘Dr. Love’? I need Brain Bleach, STAT!!

To quote Admiral Ackbar on marriage: “It’s a trap”.

When they can’t afford to get a divorce, his job is done.

Typical marriage counselling by Cliff: “If it doesn’t involve me, don’t do it.”

The world is full of unmarried marriage counselors and parenting experts who have no children. He could get a TV show out of it.

I think Dr Mel would be better at piecing couples together…

I’m qualified to be a marriage counselor and didn’t even know it. Thanks Cliff!

@Chris Robinson: is that Clyde Crashcup?.\\//_

At least he spells better than Henry. Just need to work on the lettering, though.

The Alien Queen will collect overdue payments…

$100! That’s more than an emergency ray gun!

No surprise, for what they pay the chief engineer, on the RU Sirius Cliff needs to moonlight; and he would probably charg,e the Donuts a hole lot . . . ☻

No married people on the RU, they’re divorced. That’s what makes this scam so workable. .Every day Brewster marries ’em, the Dear Abbies tout counseling, divorcers have no clue, business is driven in, Cliff pretends to listen, they bust up anyway, Brewster marries ’em to different people….etc.

WHAT HAPPENED AT THE MONSTER SHOW!?

u pathetic piece of crap. Who would go to you.