Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 31, 2013

Psst, buddy. I got yer missin’ universe right here. 2 trailer’s full, out back on the docks. Meet me at midnight, and bring all the dough that’ll fit into a large suitcase. No coins, those things are damn heavy.

That, too, Brewster.

It’s missing? I didn’t notice.

I’ve seen pen recorders for sale.

There’s another universe which is solid with holes where the suns and planets would be.

95% of the universe isn’t missing. We just miss 95% of it.

I was gonna steal it, but then I realized, where would I put it??

Brewster, get the new iPam iPen . . . ☻

Brewster, the first thing to do is check inside all the black holes. You can hide a lot of stuff in there!

95% of the SPACE between his ears is missing too…

Technically, the ordinary pen is a recording device. It can make marks on a piece of paper that can convey meaning to those who are capable of deciphering the marks.

Heading our way? Tell me when to duck!

And who do you think stole it, Brewster? A MACHO or a WIMP?

I thought it felt a bit drafty!