Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 03, 2013

Cliff has a solution to the Donut’s problems…and his too.

Losing one’s sprinkles is a traumatic thing…

First you start noticing a few sprinkles by the drain in the shower…You don’t think much of it at first, but as time goes on, you notice more and more. You look at your sprinkles in the mirror, and, damn, they are looking pretty thin…eventually you’re sprinkle less….I think it’s got something to do with your uncle….

Lack of sprinkles is a sign of virility in many societies…

He’s suffering from low tastetosterone.

The comb-over worked for a while – a little glaze ’ll do ya.

All I can say is: DAY OLD!

Go out and find yourself some sweet brown sugar to roll around in. You’ll never go back.

Time for Capt Hindsite to tell the whiney little donut guy his error . . . ☻

may I suggest raspberry jam to fill the void

You need to go out and find a Strawberry-Frosted Double-Glazed to help you forget your troubles and make your dough rise again.

Cliff will probably suggest a “assisted suicide” option… with him providing the assistance!

Yes you lost your sprinkles but you also lost your coconut shavings as well, so at least your dandruff has cleared up.

Why hasn’t anything on the site updated to 9/4?