Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 22, 2013

Actually, all of the above events come from real history text papers submitted by school children. Amazing what our kids are learning these days.

Weirder than they already are, Brewster?

I’ll bet the Wright Brothers looked silly pushing the Space Shuttle down the hill in Kitty Hawk.

starting?

And the shuttle is poopin’ out little black dots……

Paul Revere is riding his Harley (at noon) and calling “The Oakland Raiders are coming!”

The water in the shower is going upwards…

My Oreos turned into cookie dough….

This time vacuum sucks!

Oh…. wait… I just looked in the mirror.

Queen Victoria is in an amusement park!

These comments are brilliant!

At least SOMEBODY’S flying a space shuttle. Yeah, I’m lookin’ at you, NASA!

Hang on, Brew, time’s running out!! . . . . ☻

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson are walking on the moon… backwards!.Ed Wood, Uwe Boll, Michael Bay and J.J. Abrams are teaming up to make a movie called “Plan 9 Trek: Alone and Transformed”. Please Brewster, save us!

If we work this right, we can get Hitler to carry out a zombie invasion of Iraq, and Lincoln can free the Israelites and cross the Red Sea in a steamboat.

Arsenio Hall is on the tube again!

This would be a good time for crossover comics.

Jeez, I was just looking for “Cathy” …

Start to…?

…spoilers! ;)