Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 05, 2013

Oh no, the “H” word, again!

I can only afford the dirt plan.

I can only afford the DGS-DGH health plan, “Don’t get sick-Don’t get hurt”

Well, you have to live within your means, instead of drinking Goldschlager, I drink Copperschager…..

I heard they can’t offer the oily sand from the foundry plan any more….

Oldbot is selling body parts to buy a plan.

Diamond is a stone.

Those are the types of coins you have to use to pay for them.

Better than straw or sticks, right?

You’ll be lucky if you can afford stone, sticks, or even straw by the time this is all over.

do like those old guys on the corner , drink a fifth, smoke unfiltered lucky strikes, walk everywhere, and grab a cute booty once in awhile….you’ll live to be 97

HMO stands for Hardly [any] Medical Offered.

The Stone Plan is still better than the Cardboard Plan

Another generic strip.

Mine is dirt.

Whoa! panel 2 is most sympathetic draft of Pam I’ve ever seen. .Obviously her pay is being garnished by her no-good of a snake oil salesman Ex..When he shows up on the RU it will probably be as the new chancellor, Rev. Orble Gasse Payne. And he’ll have the new interstellar IV treaty sect 7 para 6 showing as long as Pam lives 3 miles above gravity center, they aren’t divorced, and she owes him more $.

10% of base salary seems to be cost to high risk occupation for whole life. No idea what medical is for high risk..No need to buy burial plans. Space squid takes care of that.