Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 22, 2014

I have my eye on a hot little number…14 pizza.

There was once a silly Ground Round radio ad about a woman who became engaged to one of the chain’s burgers.

Coconut Pie, don’t fall for Cliff.

I know, I know…. he really loves you… he says you’re his sweetie.

You’re both round, and a little flaky…But the night will come when he wants to spoon….

There’s some National Lampoon movie potential here.

When it comes to consumating the marriage, Cliff won’t get past “consume” and “ate”.

D"Angelo’s number 9 I do thee wed.

They sure seem to be in a hurry to get married. I bet she already has a bun in the oven.

Yeah, well we know what happened when Jason Biggs had his eye on an apple pie.

Always knew Cliff wore them glasses ’cause he was pie-eyed . . . ☻

perfect food marriages:

potatoes and gravyice cream and hot fudgeinfinite combinations of spice and herbB-B-Q and sauce.chocolate and about anything

Gosh, Viridian… thanks!Kinda my stock-in-trade, that silly stuff.

And sometimes … you know… my stock just doesn’t sell.

That’s what I love about the comics forums!Not so much booing.