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Resolutions are like birthday wishes; if you tell anyone what they are, they won’t come true. Plus, you don’t have to live up to them if no one else knows.
Kali39 about 10 years ago
Hmm, that sounds all too familiar…And that reminds me: I need to get to Penneys…
Bilan about 10 years ago
In outer space, your weight is perfect.Now the mass is a different story.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 10 years ago
In panels 2 & 3, it seems like he kept his promise.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
I wonder if chasing down Donut people counts as exercise.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 10 years ago
Next year – suspenders . . . ☻
AlnicoV about 10 years ago
Also known as giving up.
kaffekup about 10 years ago
A man after my own heart!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago
Resolutions are like birthday wishes; if you tell anyone what they are, they won’t come true. Plus, you don’t have to live up to them if no one else knows.
westny77 about 10 years ago
You will always be ugly and repulsive. Put a paper bag over your head you born looser. You will never measure up to Rock Hudson.
pbarnrob about 10 years ago
Wait— Cliff’s in shape! Round IS a shape.