Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 08, 2016

And it’s just what we need, ‘cause we can’t jam food into our mouths fast enough right now…

Inflationary language at its best! Victor Borge would be proud. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOmdLmwZ_ww

Ummm… That’s actually a cat litter scoop. I hope he washed it.

Figures he’d name it after a young rabbit. Yes, I read “Watership Down” in high school 40 years ago.

You’ll need to run a fivek if you start eating with that thing.

Just the thing to use when eating an elevenderloin.

He must work for Gillette.http://russell.heistuman.com/images/blog/22blades.jpg

Then a trident must be a threek.

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How about a miniature shovel?

At last, a utensil we really need!

But the person who invented the 5K race might sue him for the name confusion.

For a moment there I thought I was stuck in the Pearls Before Swine-iverse.

Still better than those plastic “sporks”!

Maybe he’s trying to regift a hair pick someone gave him for Christmas.

Congrats to all the posters here! Your comments had to have been the funniest today; you all win the internet…